February 09, 2016
MARRIED: May 2012 at the Foundry in Long Island City, Queens.
GROOM DEETS: "His name is Andrew and he's a digital civil liberties lawyer. He subscribes to Batman comic books. With pride."
WE CONTRIBUTED: A silk and metal chain braided headpiece and Wren Goddess Dress.
RANDOM FACT: "We said fuck-all to a champagne toast and gave everyone Miller High Life ponies post-speeches (champagne of beers)."